Thursday, February 12, 2009

Conversation of the Day

80+ Gentleman in Liquor Dept: Where do I find the red wine
Elle: What kind of red wine were you looking for?
80+ Gentleman in Liquor Dept: The kind that's good for ya'!
Elle: Umm.. Do you prefer a cab or a merlot or a pinot noir...
80+ Gentleman in Liquor Dept: The news says it's good for my heart, so whichever one that is. And if it could taste good,too. I'd like it to taste good

1 comment:

  1. I know that guy! He came into the shop where I worked, and asked for a bottle of Red Cap burgundy -- like it would be in the warehouse out back.

    After much pained helpfulness on my part, he managed to admit, "I haven't had it in 30 years."

    Then his son/grandson/keeper, otherwise mute, towed him out of there. I hollered after the closed door, DO YA THINK MAYBE THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE, DIPWAD?

    Nothing like fun in retail.